So this is really awkward.

So birds are the root of all evil right?

Katelyn, Canada




dawnokeefe:

the-incedible-sulk:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

orange-twilight:

i am shook to my goddamn CORE. THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

peak LGBT ally is robert pattinson and taylor lautner kissing each other so that kristen stewart didn’t have to be straight live on TV

OKAY BUT LOOK AT HER FACE! LOOK AT HOW HAPPY SHE IS THAT HES NOT MAKING HER GO THROUGH WITH WHAT THE PEOPLE WANT


The movies might have sucked, but the actors have redeeming qualities

every single thing robert pattinson ever does is intentionally genetically engineered to make stephenie meyer’s mormon blood boil hot enough for her to feel the constant neverending pain he experienced having to make and promote her movies for all those years. this is more than lgbt allyship. this is revenge.

(Source: erainab)

arianagrandgay:

no offense but squidward saying “nobody cares about the fate of labor as long as they can get their instant gratification” is more woke than anything wendy’s twitter or any liberal has ever said

do-you-have-a-flag:

aenariasbookshelf:

aggressivewhenstartled:

aggressivewhenstartled:

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Did we.

Did we make phones so big.

That now we have a special device.

That lets you make phone calls and use the internet.

And you can carry it around with you and it fits in tiny pockets.

But it is not a phone.

You sync it to your actual mobile phone.

The mobile phone you are leaving at home because it is so big.

Why.

Why have we come to this.

Please just make me a smartphone that fits in my pocket again.

And is this…. is this really called…

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The *palm palm*

…meet the goddamn MoonMoon of cellphones.


*head-fucking-desk*

Sssso…. a PDA? We’re moving back to PDAs?

rrozeselavy:

thebraveandmischievous:

rrozeselavy:

so the thing about my family is that we have two ancestors on my dad’s side who were buried in france, where I currently live. one died in the spanish civil war, and one died prior doing…we don’t know what. but he somehow managed to get buried in père lachaise. 

so anyhow, my gran sends me a message like “pls put flowers on ur uncle samuel’s grave because he’s gone over a century with none and it will make the ghost mad if he hasn’t already” because my family spends time in europe but never long enough to go all the way to père lachaise and give ya boy samuel jr. his death rites. so im like “ok gran I can do that” bc im a good grandson and you do not fuck with gran she doesn’t DESERVE THAT 

i figure out which plot he’s on and ask someone specifically where you can find uncle samuel jr. and they tell me where and so I arrive at the junction and. 

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HE GONE. 

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WHERE DID YOU GO UNCLE SAMUEL. 

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*celine dion’s smash hit “my heart will go on” playing in the distance* 

in other words either someone stole my entire great great uncle samuel or he has risen again, ready to party in paris for all of eternity. 

You’re pretty chill about a corpse disappearing.

My guy, my dude, he’s been dead since 1851. He could be anywhere. He does what he wants.

acrosscenturiesandgenerations:

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▪The Mosaic Egg and Surprise.

Date: 1914

Medium: Gold, platinum, enamel, rose and brilliant diamonds, rubies, emeralds, topaz, quartz, sapphires, garnets, moonstone.

(Source: rct.uk)

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